she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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