But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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