You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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