come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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