Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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