We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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