you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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