And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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