Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize