Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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