And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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