My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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