your room smells of hookers.
And success
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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