420 ftw
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm always down for nudity.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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