its not stalking. its research.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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