No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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