would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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