I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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