Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it hurts more in the daytime
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
