I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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