Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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