Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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