Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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