They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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