Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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