if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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