North Korea, Best Korea!
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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