420 ftw
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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