Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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