thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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