Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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