Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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