I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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