im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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