Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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