I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You're breaking my sexual little heart
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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