Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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