There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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