my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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