My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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