i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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