Where did you get a picture of my penis
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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