Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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