..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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