If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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