I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
operation harelip BJ is a go
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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