The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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