Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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