What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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