i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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