You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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