to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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