she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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